clothing style: black dresses/black long layers/big shirts with tiny shorts
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
your fears: mirror monsters, mirrors at night, the mothman, my dog’s imminent demise
your guilty pleasure: harassing my dog and making him upset
ambitions for the future: 1. be computer scientist 2. buy Victorian house 3. buy cabin on Mackinac island 4. GET HORSES
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
your first thoughts waking up: “wtf was that dream. ok”
what you think about most: what i should eat today
what you think about before bed: “i fucked up”
you think your best quality is: im fucking weird
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
single or group dates: single
to be loved or respected: respected (through fear muhahahaha)
beauty or brains: I choose to not participate in this question
dogs or cats: dogs
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.
believe in love: nahh
want someone: sure?
LAYER SIX: EVER?
been on stage: nahh
done drugs: nahh
changed who you were to fit in: ok here’s a weird sidenotething: I think I’m pretty good at fitting into a good different number of groups. I can adjust myself, but I don’t really ever change whoopdedoop
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
favourite colour: black
favourite animal: is gengar an option
favourite movie: A.I. or Sweeney Todd
favourite game: shiiiiiiit uhm. OH. RED DEAD REDEMPTION. HORSES? YEA. GUNS THAT AIM FOR ME? YEA. BADASS PROTAGONIST THAT RESPECTS CHICKS? YEA. CREEPY SHIT? YEA. YEEEAAAAAAAAA
Why do we need to clean our teeth from an evolutionary point of view? Surely our teeth haven't always been falling out as early primates
Well, a few things to consider. First, these days we eat a lot more foods with nutrients that bacteria REALLY LOVE, particularly simple sugars. So there is some truth to that whole “candy rots your teeth” thing. But the bigger answer is that animals get terrible tooth decay (including primates) and keepers regularly brush the teeth of animals in zoos to prevent these problems. Finally, the average human these days lives a lot longer than we’re designed to. The life expectancy of our nearest relative, the chimpanzee, is just 40 years in the wild. In captivity, that number goes up to around 60. We just live longer than we’re supposed to…so we have to keep our parts working for longer than they’re designed to work…which means brushing your teeth a couple times a day.
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican