Classical Gothic Halloween Coord!
I swear it’s all the same black but my camera thinks otherwise >.< Damn you taffeta…
Bag: Kate Spade
Bow: Baby the Stars Shine Bright
Shawl, Jewelry, Other: Vintage or offbrand
I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.
Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”
Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”
"Great minds think alike… but fools seldom differ."
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
Those aren’t men, those are boys. Boys who don’t deserve to be near a female body.
This year’a boxes are on point. Each of the new boxes are done by a DC Comics artist, while our retro boxes(found only in target) come with a cutout mask.
Some days you got to work for an ungrateful boss at a shitty company then you come home to a beautiful wife, cute kid, and awesome Halloween cereal news.
I don’t care what the “designated adults” in my life think, I AM BUYING COUNT CHOCULA THIS YEAR. It is a moral imperative.
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done